June 2010
443 posts
I want the new Sony Panorama camera.
I also have a Woody costume, a Woody collectible action figure, my Woody cowby hat, my 3 Woody shirts, and my Woody backpack.
My chick bad, my chick good, my chick do stuff yo’ chick wish she could.
I officially have 13 Twitter haters. They truly make me laugh.
Mc. Donald’s for dinner. This makes me jizz.
“I’m worried about you having a Britney phase.” - Jon Stewart to Betty White.
Buzz Lightyear is my hero. I still have my Buzz costume, my Buzz collectible action figure, my Buzz poster, umbrella, and t-shirt.
“I didn’t delete for attention”. 2 days later, she makes a new Twitter. Please share, what exactly did you delete for then?
I was just in search of some good ol’ fashion hoes for my farm and this happened. http://twitpic.com/1x1zii
Warren the Ape episode one is free on MTV. Orgasmic.
You were much more muchier. You’ve lost you’re muchness.
I want this. http://twitpic.com/1x20nv
[ http://killthefailwhale.com/ ]
Jeffree Star is disgusting. I don’t even know ITS gender.
The Nintendo 3DS commercial they showed kicked ass.
Take some jelly, take some fish, look at that sandwich. Deeelish.
Zelda, Kirby, Donkey Kong, GoldenEye, and Metroid. I need to save up enough money to buy all of those games. I’m gonna need $250.
Hot girls showing the 3DS. No big deal.
3D Wii. It’s quite epic, but… how the f**k does it work?
New Zelda, New Mario, New Donkey Kong, New Metroid. I don’t have enough money for this stuff.
Kid Icarus Uprising looks like a piece of s**t.
Wait, it’s 3DS, not 3D Wii. Okay, that’s just gay.
What did you used to charge?
Oh God, I love Warren the Ape so much.
Okay, nevermind, Warren the Ape is hilarious.
You know what, you’re fired, yeah you too, you too. Both of ya, you’re friggin’ fired.
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You realize, the more you tweet about your frustration, the more Twitter is going to fail? Too many tweets are the cause so… Yeah.
What if Twitter replaced the Fail Whale with a Rick Roll?
“Zip your lips like a padlock”… Ke$ha, no offense, but I think you meant zipper. Padlocks have never been zippable.
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Twitter is making me frustrated.
Fuck you, Fail Whale.
I was a way better ninja than Rain was in Ninja Assasin. Why? You didn’t see me the whole movie. Now who’s the better ninja?
The BP Oil Spill is the worst thing Britain has brought to America since Amy Winehouse.
I’m eating peaches and ice cream. It’s so delicious that it makes me want to orgasm.
I have horrible Bieber Fever.
I’m going to steal the moon, shrink it, and put it on my bedroom wall.
RJ Berger starts now. Booyah.
I fucking jizz in my pants whenever I see the Toy Story 3 commercial.
Any place, any time, any orifice.
If the Teletubbies had an orgy with Barney, would the baby be a purple teletubby, or a barney with an antenna?
The Hard Times of RJ Berger is on 10, then Warren the Ape at 10:30. I love Monday night TV so much. Hard Times is like my favorite show.
The reason I love Hard Times so much is because RJ reminds me of Kick-Ass, and Kick-Ass is my favorite movie character of all time.
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I’m crying of laughter from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Warren the Ape looks like the most delicious show.
This is the greatest commercial ever. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PERiTMZ626Md
Always Sunny in Philadephia is one of the funniest shows on TV.
Peanut butter & jelly sandwich + chocolate milk = me feeling like a little kid again.